Melody Mangler Gifts

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Cycling with a harp case

New music conference

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Birds with Headphones

Music Therapy

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Sportsman and music

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Elton John'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"I once loved a parade."

Sleeping musician

The Cello Victims

Heavenly voices.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Saxophone summoning.

Bach Doubles

Melody Cockroach.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"