Melody Messenger Gifts

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Cycling with a harp case

New music conference

'Champions league'

Birds with Headphones

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Bach Doubles

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

music store

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Valentines

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Singing Doctor

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Letter to God

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Beethoven's 10th

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'I've written a love song about big dividend - playing stocks.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'