Love Messenger Gifts

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Valentines

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

I love you.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

...In a Relationship

Bumper Cars of Love.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Modern Cupid

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Not more junk mail!'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"Cute... But way too young."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Letter to God

Message in a bottle.

Love Park: You Are Here

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"