Love's Messenger Gifts

Even Cupid has His Limits...

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

I love you.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Modern Cupid

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Valentines

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Letter to God

Message in a bottle.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

'I'm cmng!!!'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Evangelist with tuba

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'