Love's Messenger Mugs

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

I love you.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Modern Cupid

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

Valentines

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Letter to God

Message in a bottle.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

'I'm cmng!!!'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Evangelist with tuba

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.