Love Messenger Mugs

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Valentines

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

I love you.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

...In a Relationship

Modern Cupid

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Not more junk mail!'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"Cute... But way too young."

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Love Park: You Are Here

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Gaydar Repair

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below