Love Communicator Mugs

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Words of Love

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Bird Messaging

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Bell invents the telephone.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Valentines

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

Be Mine!

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

Just say you love me.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"He answers back."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'I never kiss on the first date.'

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'