Love Communicator Gifts

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Words of Love

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

Bird Messaging

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Bell invents the telephone.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Valentines

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

Just say you love me.

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Be Mine!

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

I think I have too many apps.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"He answers back."

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

'I never kiss on the first date.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Valentine's Day Cards. Do you have one somewhere between affection and commitment?