Couple Communicator Gifts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

"I don't want to treat you like dirt, but I don't want to lose you, either."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Oh, no

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your website or mine?'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"Hello mother. . ."

Body Language - Hiss!

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

"He answers back."

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'