Couple Communicator T-Shirts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

"I don't want to treat you like dirt, but I don't want to lose you, either."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Your website or mine?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"Hello mother. . ."

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

Body Language - Hiss!

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"He answers back."

'Frankly, it was only when I came to work here that I realised there was anything missing in my marriage...'

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

"Both of you are still poles apart."