Couples Communication Expert Gifts

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Relationship Warning Lights

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Changing Minds

She - Interpreter - He.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Your Home Remodel Team

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"See how controlling he is?!"