Couples Communication Expert Gifts

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Relationship Warning Lights

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

She - Interpreter - He.

Changing Minds

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Your Home Remodel Team

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"See how controlling he is?!"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'