Little Messenger Gifts

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

I love you.

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Leaping

"On your left."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Modern Cupid

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Valentines

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."