Message Messengers Gifts

Letter to God

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

Valentines

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Message in a bottle.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text Mingling.

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."