Message Messengers Pillows

Letter to God

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Valentines

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Message in a bottle.

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Text Mingling.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."