Message Carrier Pillows

Message in a bottle.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"On your left."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Anything for me?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog's game

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'