Message Carrier Pillows

Message in a bottle.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"On your left."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Delivery."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'