Bike Messenger Pillows

COMMUNICATIONS RACE

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"On your left."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Love by bike

Flower power.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Valentines

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Not more junk mail!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Hitching a lift

Letter to God

Message in a bottle.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Mobile library.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

Tandem with TV on the back.

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Evangelist with tuba

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Coming through!'

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'