Messenger Pillows

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Ticket porters talking

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Now we'll never find out why it's bad to shoot 'em."

Messanger Running Into Castle as Drawbridge Shuts Behind Him.

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'How have April's tax changes effected you?'

"Oh no - It's another epistlegram."

Alderman Cute and his friends

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

" - For the speaking clock: At the four stroke it'll precisely be 11H03 AM."

"I guess you're the messenger..."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Moses on the web

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"On your left."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

Valentines

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"