Messenger Pillows

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Ticket porters talking

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Dadgumit - that ain't right. I need you to ride back out there and delete that last message."

"Now we'll never find out why it's bad to shoot 'em."

Messanger Running Into Castle as Drawbridge Shuts Behind Him.

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'How have April's tax changes effected you?'

"Oh no - It's another epistlegram."

Alderman Cute and his friends

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

Frank and Ernest Messenger Service. Taking the Blame a Specialty.

" - For the speaking clock: At the four stroke it'll precisely be 11H03 AM."

"I guess you're the messenger..."

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Moses on the web

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"On your left."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Not more junk mail!'