Musical Messenger Pillows

Evangelist with tuba

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

I love you.

"On your left."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Freestyling.

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Modern Cupid

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Valentines

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Frank and Ernest Messenger Service. Taking the Blame a Specialty.

Even Cupid has His Limits...

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'