Musical Messenger Prints

Evangelist with tuba

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

I love you.

"On your left."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Freestyling.

Modern Cupid

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

'Not more junk mail!'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Valentines

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Message in a bottle.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

"I guess you're the messenger..."