Bike Messenger Mugs

COMMUNICATIONS RACE

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"On your left."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Love by bike

Flower power.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Hitching a lift

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Valentines

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Not more junk mail!'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

Mobile library.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

Tandem with TV on the back.

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Evangelist with tuba

'Coming through!'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'