Message Receiver Pillows

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"This is my voice mail."

Message in a bottle.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text/Subtext Message

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below