Reading Messages Pillows

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Barks in code.

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

'Not more junk mail!'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Letter to God

"This is my voice mail."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text Mingling.

Text/Subtext Message

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Signage