Reading Messages Gifts

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Barks in code.

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Letter to God

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"This is my voice mail."

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"That tweet you sent me was so short, it was barely a peep."

"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept

Text/Subtext Message

Can Megan come out and text?

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

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