Message Finder Gifts

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Not more junk mail!'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Letter to God

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Your Message Here.

"That tweet you sent me was so short, it was barely a peep."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Can Megan come out and text?

'Nah, just send it Federal Express.'

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Go Away Tee Shirt

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'