Message Maker Gifts

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

Your Message Here.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Moses on the web

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

Well spoken man.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

How Alcohol Works.

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Morley the Stubborn Liberal