Message Messenger Gifts

Smoke signal Inc: 'Local...long distance.'

'Not more junk mail!'

Moses on the web

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Valentines

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

Message in a bottle.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Letter to God

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text Mingling.

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

Your Message Here.

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."