Message Deliverer Gifts

'It's a message of hope.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Beware of the Dragon

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Santa's Out Tray.

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'