Message Bearer Gifts

"Denying equal rights based on your religion is just bigotry with extra steps."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"On your left."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Not more junk mail!'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

Red book

Message in a bottle.

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Your Message Here.

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

"I guess you're the messenger..."

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'