Message Receiver Gifts

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

"Textin’"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Not more junk mail!'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"This is my voice mail."

Message in a bottle.

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Text Mingling.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Text/Subtext Message

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below