Statement Maker Gifts

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"True. But what it says about him is something I've known for years."

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

Badge, Goodge, Indifferentge.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

The sales assistant said they were a 'statement piece'.

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

"Just one and you're a weirdo, but two and you're making a statement."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Your Ad Here.

"My husband's in advertising."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.