Bold Statement Maker Gifts

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Your Ad Here.

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Still in fashion

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.