Message Magician Gifts

'The patient is out of his mind, but you can leave a message.'

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Mice taking lessons.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'But what do you sell?'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."