Conversation Magician Gifts

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Interview.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

The Art of Bantering!

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Miley Cyrus

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.