Message Seekers Gifts

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Exit only.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.