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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Exit only.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"