Message Hunter Mugs

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'This has been floating around for a long time -- it's from Jacques Cousteau!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Questions Online

'Not more junk mail!'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

A prediction.

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'

'It's all been said already.'

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

Go Away Tee Shirt

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

You have no new messages

Ooh, tell them I said "hi."

'Bloody Spam!'

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

War

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

Messengers.

'... and I approved this message.'