Message Hunter Pillows

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'This has been floating around for a long time -- it's from Jacques Cousteau!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Questions Online

'Not more junk mail!'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

A prediction.

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'

'It's all been said already.'

"Head past the Mobil station, turn right at the dirt road with the old fence post, walk up the trail about 200 yards and you should get two solid bars."

Go Away Tee Shirt

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

You have no new messages

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

'Bloody Spam!'

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

War

'... and I approved this message.'

'It's for you.'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.