Message Seeker Pillows

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Dialogue

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Exit only.

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Why so stony-faced?'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'How to speak Woman.'

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?