Divine Message Seeker Mugs

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Is this Seat Taken?

"And God called the light day."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I think I've got it.'

Religious Speech

Hermes

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Priest and mobile

'What's the pass-word?'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'Don't pay the doctor...'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Looking For God

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

"David doesn't like manna."

"I SAW THAT."

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

You have no new messages

"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."