Divine Message Seeker Mugs

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Is this Seat Taken?

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"And God called the light day."

Hermes

Religious Speech

'I think I've got it.'

The End is Near.

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Priest and mobile

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'What's the pass-word?'

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

'Don't pay the doctor...'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Looking For God

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

"David doesn't like manna."

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

You have no new messages

"I SAW THAT."