Quirky Message Seekers Gifts

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

~ S.O.S.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Symbiotic Connections

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

A prediction.

'She lithpth!'

Face painting vs bottom painting

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

"Shall I say you're busy?"

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.