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Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Symbiotic Connections

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'She lithpth!'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

A prediction.

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Face painting vs bottom painting

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

"Shall I say you're busy?"