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'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."