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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Tasty.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'