Quirky Conversations Seeker Prints

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'