Cryptic Message Seeker T-Shirts

A prediction.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

New York Netherworld

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"I know. I miss him, too."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Big Boy Foot

'My kids don't understand me.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Why so stony-faced?'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'How to speak Woman.'

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

Religious Speech

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Shhh! The room could be humaned. - In bug spyworld.

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

No bigfoot lives in the next valley -I'm Bigfart.

BIGFOOT?! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever called me!

Insider Information.

Friends

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'