Quirky Profile Seeker T-Shirts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

wattle covers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Perks

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Strange Crowds in Bath

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Symbiotic Connections

Face painting vs bottom painting

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Emo Snail

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

Giant Shoe Sale

Flip This Housecoat

Tiny Dinosaur.

On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

Like my earrings? They're cellphones.

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"