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SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Hay Rides $10

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

wattle covers

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Is this who I am?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Forming the adolescent personality

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Adolescencia"

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

"I can't eat all that."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'