Quirky Identity Seeker Prints

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Hay Rides $10

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Adolescencia"

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"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."