Quirky Escapism Seeker T-Shirts

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Hay Rides $10

Lumbar support animal

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Cake Escape

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

Water power.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Odd Spas

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Cow Pilot.

"I can't eat all that."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Desert Island Water skiing.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.