Quirky Profile Seeker Pillows

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

wattle covers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Perks

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Strange Crowds in Bath

Desert Island Water skiing.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Symbiotic Connections

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Face painting vs bottom painting

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Emo Snail

Your online profile didn't say you were a bottom feeder.

Flip This Housecoat

Tiny Dinosaur.

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Giant Shoe Sale

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.